satanic ritual
the act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a “horn” and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
person #1: dude i f-cked up my satanic ritual
person #2: i’ll pick up some v–gr- for you
person #1 thanks man your such a bro
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