satan’s cumbucket
when someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive sh-ts into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the h-ll they are doing. the toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
colin: “yo, who the f-ck left satan’s c-mbucket in the bathroom? how in the h-ll are we gonna fix that?”
jordan: “no idea man, that sh-t stinks! i don’t even think jesus himself could fix it… or that smell!!”
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