satans dick
when you put hot sauce on your d-ck, before having s-x with someone as a prank or revenge.
or…
when you put hot sauce on somebody’s vibrator.
i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it’ll feel like satans d-ck.
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