satan’s peanut butter
sh-t. p–p. feaces.
craig: yo, alan, last night i was eating stacy’s -ss so hard i got satan’s peanut b-tter all over my face.
alan: eww, dude, why are you telling me this? i told you i’m not into that kind of nasty stuff. jeez.
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