Satan’s rimjob


the terribly painful burning sensation one’s -n-s has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to cr-p it out. it literally feels like satan himself is poking his head out of your -ss and ferociously licking your -n-l cavity. there are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the srj.
jack: dude. i don’t feel so good.
dj: what’s wrong, man?
jack: i had some taco bell awhile ago. i think i feel an srj coming.
dj: oh sh-t. i’m sorry dude. satan’s rimjob’s f-cking suck.
jack: dude, i love srj’s. it feel so good afterwards.
dj: …that’s f-cked up man.
a very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your -n-s, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. the feeling could be described as satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the -sshole.)
ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received satan’s rim-job

i splashed toilet water on my -sshole because the burning of satan’s rim-job was too intense.

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