satan’s trident
when a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. the end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do
only once have i ever had the legendary experience of satan’s trident, and i had to quickly jump into the shower so i didn’t cover the floor with p-ss.
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