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when dudes are hovering around or chasing after a chick, like at a bar, trying to get with her but not being successful. usually these dudes are r-t-rded and the chick isn’t interested in them.
yo, that chick is hot, but she’s got too many satellites around her.
noun:

(on the satellite, to the satellite)

1. either high, drunk, or a combination of both, to the point that you feel like you are on a “sattelite” or another planet completely.

2. f-cked up, out of your mind.

3. the state of mind resulting from smoking an excess amount of marijuana, in which your normal brain functioning and reaction times are drastically slower than normal.

verb:
(satellite’n, satelliting)

1. smoking too much marijuana, in order to reach an extreme state of highness.

2. the act of getting f-cked up to the point of slowed brain functioning and reaction time. these results are usually the intention of the person.
“don’t call me for a ride…i’m about to be satellite’n.”

“we about to smoke dis blunt and get on the satellite.”

“we went to the club last night and ended up on the satellite.”

“i saw laurie last night and she was so f-cked up….she was on that satellite”

“we about to satellite in this b-tch. light it up!”

“we sittin’ around, smoking a j, and next thing i know, i’m on dat satellite.”

“dude, i went to a flaming lips concert, but i don’t even remember…i was on a satellite.”
a method of cl-ssroom mischief.

ingredients : pencil eraser and 4-5 staples.

1. take the staples and stick them in all sides of the eraser.
2. throw eraser at ceiling, hope it sticks.
3. ???
4. profit~
student 1: dude history cl-ss was so boring!
student 2: yeah i know man, i threw like 3 satellites in orbit in there!
men who weasel their way into the friend zone with your girlfriend, with the sole intention of p-ssive-aggressively ending your relationship so that they can be right there for the rebound.

usually long-time friends of your girlfriend. they’ve never had the b-lls to ask her out and have hated every boyfriend she’s ever had.

always beta males. will most likely end up alone forever as they spend their whole lives chasing a girl who sees them as a little brother.
alpha #1: yo, who is that dude who keeps h-tting up your girl?

alpha #2: oh it’s this satellite steven. he’s been trying to break us up for the past year but she thinks he’s the nicest guy ever.

alpha #1: be careful man. my girl ran off with a satellite.

alpha #2: it’d be her loss anyways. ending up with a little beta f-ggot like that.

alpha #1: lol

alpha #2: lol
a device which does either:

1. orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (often to people who arent intelligent. clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. a celestial body which orbits another. ie: moon spins around earth.

3. the unfortunate recipeient of the name “poes” which hails from nasa. nasa should try looking under “p” in an afrikaans dictionary. im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

– this is primarily amusing to south africans. however if you knew what poes is you’d find it amusing too. i’d like to be an astronaut!!
putting a “satellite” in orbit.

you know … that jack-ss is such a satellite!
when your got that kid you hang out with that you don’t really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs
rory just satellited that blunt!
a hot chick’s less desireable freinds. they may be fat, ugly, or just mean. satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a “b-tter face” and a b1tch.