satin varnished dawn
the experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has -j-c-l-t-d and soiled his underwear or sheets with s-m-n. fancy name for a wet dream.
he woke up to a satin varnished dawn, s-xual abstinence has taken its toll on him.
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