Sattelite


someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she’s just a fake. once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.
dude 1: man, carla sure is hot.

dude 2: nah man, can’t you tell? she’s not even a real person, she’s just jenny’s sattelite.
awesome. fantastic. superb. “sattelite” is like cool^infinity. uttered in conjunction with a hand signal depicting a sattelite in orbit.
omg your belt is so sattelite… where did you get it?

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