saturday night fever
a movie from the 1970’s starring john travolta. it is largely considered one of the best movies ever.
i love the movie sat-rday night fever.
a disease due to lack of activity on a sat-rday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.
symptoms include:
– dressing up and sitting in your living room.
– anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
– talking to oneself.
– facebook stalking.
there is no official cure for sat-rday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
“hey penny!”
“hi joanne.”
“what are you doing tonight?”
“getting ready to go out with brad, why?”
“oh, that must be nice. you know, to go out on a sat-rday night. i sure wish someone would take me out.”
“joanne, are you suffering from sat-rday night fever again?”
-joanne starts to cry-
“no one loves me! i’ve been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!”
“okayy. bye joanne.”
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