Saucy Fuck Stump
after -j-c-l-t–n, the p-n-s becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of s-m-n. the once tree-like p-n-s is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like s-xually emitted fluids.
get me a f-cking towel so i can clean this saucy f-ck stump up!
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