Saucy Susan


a mixed drink consisting of red wine and s-m-n. typically consumed by the ultra-gay or any male under 30 who drinks wine.
greg’s old roommate used to curl up by the fireplace on friday evenings and enjoy a nice saucy susan while choking himself.

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