Sauder
refers to the university of british columbia commerce faculty: sauder school of business.
1. (adj) a c-cky person who thinks he/she is better than everyone else because he/she is wearing a suit/$500 worth of clothing to school (when they work for minimum wage at hollister)
2. (adj) a materialistic person who spend their whole salary on macbooks, clothes, and partying
3. (adj) someone who believes they will have a brighter future than anyone else when in fact, they’re just “esteemed” arts students
4. (adj) ironic
1.
arts: “why are you wearing a suit to school?”
sauder: “’cause its careers day and i’m gonna get myself a job.”
arts: “what job?”
sauder: “impact team member” at hollister.”
2.
science: “whoa, nice macbook. how much did it cost?”
sauder: “thanks, $1500, but that’s ok, my parents paid for it.”
3.
sauder: “ha…arts kids.”
arts: 🙁
~~~~4 years later ~~~~
both of them are still working at hollister
4.
sauder: (points to engineers) “haha…have doing your homework while i party.”
sauder: (points to arts) “haha…they only know how to party, have fun working at mcdo in 4 years.”
a codeword used by r-t-rds and liars. means either “i’ve never so much as read about electricity on wikipedia but i’m a f-cking expert” or “i didn’t read the manual and completely f-cked my car stereo up”
“i just put some new alloys on my ferrari. all i had to do was resauder the wheels”
“i think my saudering ion is broken. i was gonna fix my speakers but when i did the touch test i burnt myself”
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