saudi bluetooth
when a muslim woman uses her headscarf to secure a non-bluetooth capable phone against her face, essentially upgrading her phone via her religious clothing while removing the need for a bluetooth headset.
guy 1: did you see that durka’s saudi bluetooth? she was using her hijab to hold her cellphone to her face so she can mult-task while talking to abdul hakeem.
guy 2: what a crafty and religiously sensitive way to avoid using one of those ghetto bluetooths.
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