sauron’s shlong
when you and your s-xual partner role play the lord of the rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the black gates. this will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.
that f-cking hobbit gave me sauron’s shlong
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