sausage and gravy


when a man doesn’t wash his junk for a week, and gets his girl to go down on him.
“geez rick, what the f-ck is that smell.” “oh yea, i haven’t washed my d-ck and b-lls in a week. jenna wants sausage and gravy tomorrow!”

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