Sausage Hoe


1. a sausage that engages in s-xual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. the third international sausage congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. a gardening tool made of meat

3. a strange sound abnormality
man 1: dude its a giant hot dog!
man 2: no man, thats just a sausage hoe

man 1: i need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
man 2: here man, use my sausage hoe

man 1: what was that? did someone screech my name?
man 2: no man, i didn’t hear anything.
man 3: thats just a sausage hoe, dudes.
1. a sausage that engages in s-xual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. the third international sausage congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. a gardening tool made of meat

3. a strange sound abnormality
man 1: dude its a giant hot dog!
man 2: no man, thats just a sausage hoe

man 1: i need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
man 2: here man, use my sausage hoe

man 1: what was that? did someone screech my name?
man 2: no man, i didn’t hear anything.
man 3: thats just a sausage hoe, dudes.

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