Sausage Javelin


1. n – (anatomy) an unusually large p-n-s, with emphasis on the length

2. n – (person) a player in the online rpg game “asheron’s call” by turbine entertainment. he plays as a thrown weapons character on the frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and h-m-s-xually-oriented antics in the game’s public chat channels.

3. n – (weapon) a weapon utilized by ancient roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6″ spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. a theoretical variant, a “sausage javelin” is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. not a real weapon.
1. “his r-ct-m was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner’s throbbing sausage javelin.”

2. “that f-g that pvps on a tw and talks smack in /cg all the time? yeah that’s sausage javelins.”

3. “cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge.”

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