sausage koozie


kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. definitely not a nickname for a v-g-n-, you sick b-st-rd.
random transs-xual koozie enthusiast: ay dead-ss, i got a sausage koozie last month!
dead-ss: that’s lit, fam!

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