sausage line-up


a line or group of men, usually in surplus to the ratio of women. this is particularly prevalent at bars and clubs. the fact that most men insist on patronizing these establishments to “get some p-ssy” is a mystery.

rob: “lets go to that new bar on main.”
ed: “i heard that place is a f-cking sausage line-up.”
rob: “no man, you know we’ll get laid.”

“after having been for many years in a committed relationship, jay went to a club known for its wide abundance of women. jay found out with much dismay that this place was nothing more than a wall-to-wall sausage line-up. jay then did what any other male would do in such circ-mstances; he went home and watched p-rnography on his computer.”

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