Sausage punch
this is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your c-ck and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
bill: “hey tom what happened to your nose?” tom: “i was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch i think i broke my f-cking nose !!”
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