sausage song
1st version ‘white girl’ version:
” everybody say sausage keep it going
eggs, bacon, grits, sausage
ima’ skinny b-tch but i still take the sausage
i gotta fat -ss but i still take the sausage
i gotta flat -ss but i still take the sausage
wake up in the morning and i eat that sausage
ima’ red head but i still take the sausage
ima’ gay n-gg- but i still take sausage
white girl swag and ima’ take your man sausage
uhhhhhmmmhhmm sausage
white and im thick but you know i take the sausage
yea i read books but they all about sausage
sauce sauce sauce sauce sausage
i like girls can i still take the sausage”
2nd version:
“everybody say sausage to keep that sh-t goin’!
eggs, bacon, grits, sausage!
tell that b-tch i wanna f-ck her sausage!
she want my grits and my eggs and my sausage!
put some f-ckin’ syrup on my godd-mn sausage!
give me that b-tch, i know you wanna lick my sausage!
walk in the hotel room, you see my sausage!
sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau sausage!
sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau sausage!
eggs, bacon, grits, sausage!
tell that b-tch to come lick on my sausage!
i got your b-tch and she wanna get my sausage!
sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau-sau sausage!”
hey i bet you cant rap the sausage song as fast as i can!
bet!
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