sausage topic
an area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.
guy 1: hey, so yesterday i woke up and my dong was….etc
guy 2: haha
girl 1: you guys are sick b-st-rds
guy 1: sorry, sausage topic
guy 2: you wouldn’t understand……
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