Sausage Warmer
when a girl’s -n-s is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. when you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you’ll have a warm sausage to munch on.
we were getting ready for some serious -n-l but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. got good -n-l and a warm sausage out of the deal!
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