to repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a p-n-s.
dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.
unwantingly getting a male waiter in a restaurant, especially if there are attractive female wait staff working. typically used by males.
dude, i was stoked about the hot hostess who sat us down but then we got totally sausaged when they gave us a mail waiter!
the act of having squeezed one’s self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the b-ttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.
she sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a m-ffin top!
not as excessive as being platooned or burted, but to have one’s insides slightly rearranged as a result of alcohol consumption, bodily abuse, violent behaviour or a combination of sorts.
“burty woke up one morning, still in lanark, but quite definitely a little sausaged from last nights exploits.”

“chris ordered up a double, a little sausaged after the beating he had taken at rugby earlier in the day.”

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