saving myself for the marriage


an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-antic-p-ted but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple’s iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don’t you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you’ve got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullsh-t to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

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