savohn
an incredibly s-xy beast who is not only smart but very athletic as well. he could easily get any girl he wants but he doesn’t because unlike every other boy in earth he is not a f-ck boy. if you have a savohn as a friend you are very fortunate. he will protect you. and always be here for you.
boy : oh look there is savohn.
girl : oh i love savohn he is so funny.
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