sawg
a cow who implodes, recombines into a tortoise sh-ll only to regenerate into the hindu form of kaleesis, the interstellar camel named after the great gloop of scoopin doopins developed in the radian galaxy; in other words, a sticky note
go to arbies and get me a big pack of sawg to destroy plankton, destroyer of derps
having too much swag that you’re not cl-ssified under swag
bob is so cool. he has soooo much sawg
someone who is a bro, has tanned swag, but is a complete b-tch.
luke is such a sawg.
can be used interchangeably with dawg; invented from a careless typo by tom to his best friend forever victoria
whats up sawg?
thats sick sawg!
the antonym of pawg: skinny -ss white girl.
d-mn son, that sawg has a cute little -ss.
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