sawyer

a dependable, reliable lady who you can hang out with and talk to freely.
what a sawyer! i’d love to take her camping.

she may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
someone who frequents the plains regions of northern canada constantly searching for grizzlies to make his b-tch.
also someone who can grow the most epic mustache known to man. dont f-ck with this gangsta or he’ll whip out his bear moves and colorado crater your sh-t!
sawyer is also an uber sensitive nice guy who enjoys poetry and oil painting.
guy 1: who left the dead grizzly in the living room?
guy 2: that bear was talkin sh-t about sawyers little sister…big mistake!
a character from lost, played by josh holloway. possibly the hottest thing this world has ever seen.
have you ever seen a sawyer kiss a sawyer on a sawyer
verb: absolute, total, unrepentant, unrelenting attraction to the best looking southern bad boy you have ever seen, the one your mamma told you about, the one who is so freakin wrong but so freakin right, the guy around which you have no brain, a complete loss of the capacity to think in full sentences involving prepositions or pr-nouns or even dangling modifiers.

verb: a brain turned to gelatinous goo by a hot southern bad boy
i was at the cowboy bar last night and got all sawyered over billy joe bob’s cousin.

jenny got all sawyered on billy joe bob’s cousin.

is the wierdest kid i know. hes awesome. and hilarious. but just random and has his own personality. he’s f-cking s-xy!!hes my bestfran and i love him to f-cking death!
you wish you were as cool as him.(:
sawyer is awesome(:
duh. no explanation nessecary
basically, a southern bad-ss with a manly as sh-t mustache and handsome features. he is manly as h-ll, but at the same time is very sensitive and artistic. he’s p-ssive most of the time, but if you get this motherf-cker mad he’ll go for the throat. women want to f-ck him, cause you know he’s packing more than just that deagle.
“jesus, look at that guy. he’s got like every chick in the d-mn room on his d-ck!”

“yeah, that’s sawyer alright.”
1. a character from the tv show lost. originally james ford from tennessee, the guy’s quite complex. when he was a young boy, his dad caught his mom cheating on him with some guy named sawyer. his dad killed his mom and then himself leaving little james an angry orphan. his mind set on revenge, james wrote a letter to mr. sawyer, telling him how he was going to kill him and carrying it with him always. but as he got older, he started conning people and before he knew it, james was no better than the man who was responsible for his parent’s deaths. with this revelation came an unprecedented amount of self-loathing from the man. he changed his name to sawyer and embraced the inner -sshole. sawyer tries to mask his insecurities with southern charm and forced confidence, coming off as a bully most of the time, but at certain moments he shows that he too, is human and feels pain just the same as everybody else. played by the talented josh holloay.

2. the best d-mn character on tv today.
lost fanatic1: “omgilovelost! who’s your favorite character? mine’s kate.”
lost fanatic2: “psh, kate can die. sawyer owns all.”
someone who is hot, sensual, s-xy, and smart. dark and mysterious, always good in bed. he is the s-x!
i want to jump on that sawyer!

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