the act of becoming awkwardly intoxicated in a public setting, usually when others are either somewhat or entirely sober. typically involves video proof of drunken activities.
“man, do you remember anything from the wedding last night? you were completely sawyered.”
verb; adverb.

1.) to appear drunk in front of millions of people via television, internet, and social media feeds.

2.) to float down a river on a raft naked with an underage boy.
“what are you up to this weekend?”

“i’m getting totally sawyered bro.”
to score 0 points in a 10 point fooseball game.
chip just got sawyered again!!

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