saxophoning
1. making out with a girl while keeping chewing tobacco in your bottom lip. the key to successful saxophoning is keeping the girl from realizing you have the chewing tobacco in your mouth.
i was saxophoning with jennifer last night, and she commented on my minty fresh breath. i had some grizz wintergreen in my lip the entire time.
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