SBE


sh-ttiest band ever, punk rock legends from fort collins colorado.
“did you see sbe play the other night?”
“who are we? sbe!”
stop being emo (s.b.e.)- it implies that the reciever of this is being gay, or annoying.
bob- “you need to gtfu!”
steve- “s.b.e.”
sbe – selection by erection.

this is a quick and easy process for choosing new female members of staff, based on their physical attractiveness. when they bring in their cvs, you write a score out of 10 at the top of the cv. this is their sbe score. it is a handy reference guide when choosing who to call back.
“dude, call the girl with the 8.5 sbe from last week!”
acronymn for suicide before entry- a term used to describe a female and her perceived eligibility.

more extreme versions of an sbe include gbe (genocide before entry)
a: did you see that girl sophie that dawood pulled the other night?
b: nah, what was she like?
a: my g-d, she was an sbe!
b: uuurgh hahaha
s-xy blue eraser.
“oh sh-t. did you see that girl? what a sbe!”

“amazing -ss friend, that girl. she is so an sbe”
school boy error
an error in judgement which a schoolboy would make
1: ‘if only i had taken the early train i’d be there by now’
2: ‘such a sbe’

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