SBK

short for swesh black kid. a good friend who is sweet, fresh, and black.
yesterday i was chillin at sbk’s house.
sbk is shortened for “sc-mbagking”. a word to describe a kid named “bryan cho”
bryan cho is the sbk around here.
an acronym for sweet boy kisses. used between two gay males, and sometimes (though more rare) between yaoi fangirls . may or may not precede or follow a glomp.
{in a chat}
blaine: i love you, kurt!
kurt: love you too, blaine! but i gotta go :c
blaine: kk. sbk!
kurt: sbk back to you!
{kurt is offline}
a gang combination of racc–ns,squirrel, and rabbits who beat the sh-t out of huge snowb-lls.
when it snowed sbk came out and f-cked all the snow people up.
s.b.k. is short for sh-t brown kryptonite, most commonly -ssociated with ones significant other.
unfortunatly that other is not too considerate of the individuals feelings and often ends up destroying them from the inside.
also sh-t brown is the combonation of both the colors red and green, like the two types of kryptonite, meaning that this significant other would empower you beyond your regular human capabilities, almost like an adreneline rush, but he/she also has the ability to control you, and destroy you, and usually does.
you do all that you can to have your s.b.k, but your s.b.k doesnt want you like you want them.
it is your ultimate demise disguise as the one you love.
guy 1: dude i just came from my s.b.k. home.
guy 2: are you alright man
guy 1: -collapses on ground and suffers breakdown after breaking down a concrete wall with his own brute force-
guy 2: dammit thats the ninth time this month, get over her.
guy 1: immposible.
sh-t bag kid. a black kid that smells like sh-t. he doesnt have an -sshole, only a bag of sh-t in his stomach.
friend: how was that date?
chick:he was a total sbk
short for, secret b-tt kick, a suitably crafty and sly way to kick someones b-tt.
hay! don’t you sbk me!

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