Scaffolders Laptop
scaffolders laptop = fruit machine, diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.
“man, i cant believe numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, i’ve been diddling it for over an hour!!”
“he’s pro man!? he’s a scaffolder!!””
“ahhhh…..”
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