scagum
to pull the scr-t-m out of the hole in one’s boxers then soon afterwards shakes it violently in another’s face.
-dude did you get with livia last night?
-yeah, then i totally scagumed her too!
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low grade brick marijuana p: “put it in the air! you still got the haze?” d: “nah, just some scombas.” p: ” that’s some bullsh-t “
- shit chisel
a jet of urine used to remove encrusted faeces off the toilet bowl girl: i’ve done a real daggy vegan sh-t in the toilet. man: i better w-ng out a sh-t chisel then
- scuish
the liquid excretion of the v-g-n- due to an -rg-sm, the females c-m. tina was so embarr-ssed when her boyfriend spit out her scuish. or the woman scuished after only six minutes
- shit-glazed
the resulting sheen of feces on one’s p-n-s after -n-l s-x. “wow. look at the -ss on that sl-t!” “ya, i wouldn’t mind getting sh-t-glazed by her!”
- shit midas
someone who ruins everything they touch. from the midas touch, (see king midas) which turned everything to gold. the antonym to the midas touch. a sh-t midas turns everything to sh-t. nerds: they ruined long hair, animation, and now s&m. is there anything those sh-t midas’s don’t destroy?