Scalded Panda
when your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a gl-ss of hot water into her eyes, she’ll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda…..
craig: hey simon, how did you get on with the crack head wh-r- you paid to take care of you last night?
simon: really good, i paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.
craig: cool!
simon: yeh, i made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.
craig: did you give her the old eye wash?
simon: sure did! the second i blasted her tonsils i blinded the wh-r- with a boiling cup of water!!
craig: your the man!!
simon: she looked like a scalded panda..
craig: you take wwf to a whole new level…
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