Scale of Awesome
(a.k.a. code of awesome, code of bro (not to be confused with bro code), scale of bro)
the point system used by bros to define the awesomeness of a second bro to a third bro who has inquired as to the awesomeness of said second bro.
the scale of awesome:
1. “aight”-said bro can p-ss for bro status, however only when half drunk and/or has just saved another bro from a breach of the bro code.
2. “kinda cool”-bro is fun to hang out with on some level every other day, and can be considered a wingman on rare occasion.
3. “cool”-bro has p-ssed required 3 -ssists in a fellow bro’s score of the night and can be hung out with for up to 3 days at once.
4. “pretty awesome”-bro has saved a fellow bro from disaster in the scoring area at least 5 times (although hopefully not the same bro all five times, as this would result in a loss of that bro’s bro card for 48 hours after the saved 5th score); brings beer to parties without being forced.
5. “really cool”-bro will give up a night of football on up to a 50 inch tv to -ssist another bro in scoring if said score is a 7 or higher out of 10; can be hung out with for up to 5 days at a time.
6. “awesome”-bro will -ssist in a fellow bro’s score regardless of the rating of said score or what is on tv, (exception: super bowl on 60 inch or larger television); has some musical talent on a relatively cool instrument (for example, electric or acoustic guitar, b-ss guitar, drums).
7. “the man”-bro has never violated the bro code; will not hesitate to -ssist a fellow bro in scoring no matter what said bro ranks on this scale; can entertain a large bar full of unruly drunks with musical ability; can be hung out with for months at a time.
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