Scale of Fuckery
used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. in order from highest to lowest:
1. criminally negligent
2. f-cking fubar
3. cl-ster f-ck
4. train wreck
5. goat rodeo
6. sh-t show
i walked into the server room and one of the san members was sitting on a card table. how did it rank on the scale of f-ckery? it was a goat rodeo.
we went to that party last night. cops were called, we found larry and johnny blowing each other and lacy’s mom od’d on heroin. based on the scale of f-ckery, it was a cl-ster f-ck.
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