Scale of Whoritude
0 – eye contact
1/4 – hugging
1/2 – hand holding
2/3 – cuddling
1 – kissing
2 – kissing whilst cuddling
3 – making out whilst sitting or standing
4 – making out whilst cuddling
5 – making out on top of someone
6 – feeling up
7 – fingering/handjob
8 – fingering/handjob with -rg-sm
9 – oral
10 – s-x
girl #1 – “gurl! have you 10ed him yet?”
girl #2 – “naw, we’ve only 8ed. do you think i’m some kind of wh-r-?”
girl #1 – “well, you 7ed on the first date, so i figured you’ve 10ed by now.”
girl #2 – “shut yo -ss up, b-tch!”
boy – “hayy, let’s 10.”
girl – “hayyy, no thanks.”
girl – “we 1/2ed and it was really cute!”
boy – “how far on the scale of whoritude have you gone?”
girl – “i’ve only 1ed.”
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