scale
a common bathroom item that when you step on it, it makes you cry.
person 1: i’m gonna weigh myself on the scale lol.
person 2: don’ttttt. you’ll cry.
another way to say fish scale. very high quality cocain.
yo that scale is fire. im zooted.
a wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.
you know john? since he started studying at harvard he’s become a real scales…
scottish word for spill, usually used when talking about tea or gl-ss of soft drink.
“watch yae don’t scale that tea!”
stretch marks found on women caused by m-ssive weight gain.
jughead: d-mn after archie chose veronica, betty really let herself go. she’s even got scales now.
crowd of unnamed characters: oh my god!
to climb, or ascend an object of considerable size
“long man, were gunna have to scale this fence”
a term used by secretly gay athletes to express love and affection for eachother. they often use the term negatively to throw off others who do not know of their h-m-s-xuality
“chris, you are so scales.” this could mean “chris, i am very attracted to you.”
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