scalise disease
it is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack wh-r-s. most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. the cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.
“maynnn, that b-tch is on crack!…thats gotta be the scalise disease!”
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