Scalley Valley


synonymous with merrimack valley high school.
a sh-tty little place that can’t even afford tissues.
populated mainly by three social groups;
-cousin f-cking losers, know to greet everything with “sup buck!”
-sc-m bag ‘drug dealers’ that sell overpriced, under quality sh-t. not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can’t seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-shovel faced herpes wh-r-s that walk with their nose up, and -ss out. their favorite activity is to talk sh-t about other girls.

with a curriculum that appears to be getting sh-ttier and sh-ttier, it’s only a matter of time before it’s equivalent to franklin high.
mike “i got transferred here from scalley valley.”
jake “sh-t bro. you should get yourself tested…”
a term used when talking about merrimack valley high school; referring to merrimack valley as sc-m
i hate scalley valley

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