scamwich
the act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.
-recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.-
will: “hey mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?”
mac: “are you serious!?! i’ve got other sh-”
will:”there is a publix chicken tender sub in it for you.”
mac: “d-mn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, i’ll help.”
1. noun- a stolen sandwich.
variations: scramwich, scamwich, scammich.
1. check out this scamwich i stole from the staff fridge.
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