Scandinavian Bitch Slap


the act of one man -j-c-l-t-ng into another man’s hand, then the man with j-zz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. after he c-ms in the same hand, he b-tch slaps the other man in the face getting c-m on him.

this act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of sp-nk slapped around his c-cksucker like a total f-ggot.
boy #1: for my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a scandinavian b-tch slap.

boy #2: awesome! did you suck his d-ck afterwards?

boy #1: ……yup i sure did!

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