scandinavian cheese shredder
two scandinavian men and a woman are having a g-ngb-ng when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their p-n-ses and cut off all their p-b-s. she then puts the duck skin shavings and p-b-s on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.
the scandinavian cheese shredder i saw on tv was so well done!
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