scandinavian hat trick


while having s-xual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. make sure the vomit lands in the goal, “v-g-n-” so that you score the hat trick.
friend 1: last night was the t-ts! i boned a chick and came inside her!

friend 2: that’s it?

friend 1: what do you mean that’s it?

friend 2: i brought some b-tch back from the bar and gave her and scored the scandinavian hat trick bro!

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