Scandinavian Lovelog
during foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl’s and drop a dump on her cooter. flip the b-tch around and start nailing her. after you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.
i put on james blunt, lit a candle and hit snyder with the scandinavian lovelog.
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