Scanner Dan


slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents state street on a regular basis, who also supports the uw greek system and loooves the gamma phi ladies. must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. hence the name, scanner.
scanner dan, also look for piccolo man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. also, look for shim saxophone player up near the capitol or outside statesider playing pink panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.

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