Scanning the Kij


pr-nounced “ki-ge”
this refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website “kijiji”. normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight–ss-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prost-tution.
scanning the kij for some new tires

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