Scappoose Muffler

the scappoose m-ffler is local to residents of oregon, whom upon leaving portland for the coast, begin to get tired of their female companions chatter about 1/3 of the way to their destination while driving through scappoose.
to quell the flow of words, the man whips out his c-ck and slams the head down on his johnson, thus m-ffling the flow of words and getting some piece and quiet.
lucy wouldnt shut up this weekend on our way to the coast so i gave her a scappoose m-ffler and followed it up with an angry pirate.

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